Please answer carefully: 1) Have you at any point in your life been a fan of Nickelback?
2) Have you watched more than one episode of 'Keeping up with the Kardashians'?
" "Feel my shirt, it's made of boyfriend material..." "This profile has an adequate amount of cowbell." "We'll just lie and say we met at a strip club in Vegas." "I brush twice a day." "Quit staring at my butt!
" "This one time, at band camp..." 3) Don't Just Talk About it… A common thing that people do on their profiles is they simply state their qualities and interests, as opposed to explaining them.
Phrases like this don't help you stand out and can be BORING to read after having seen them so many times.
The good thing is, if you write a unique profile you'll immediately set yourself apart from others on the site and gain an advantage. We'll get into more detail about how to do this in the sections below.
This is an important space, because it shows up in searches beside your photo and can be used to catch someone's attention.
Don't write something like "I'm a funny guy who loves to sing, and I enjoy spending time with my nephew." Instead, DEMONSTRATE that quality by writing your profile in a funny way.
For example, you could write something like this: "When I'm not busy 'saving the world' or 'being awesome', I enjoy belting out show-tunes with my 6-month-old nephew Jason.
If you know of any local restaurants that serve a decent chicken tikka masala, please share them with me!
" Another approach is to ask a silly question along the lines of: "Someone told me that online dating sites are littered with strange people, so I figured I should filter out the weirdos by asking some serious questions.